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pocketspooks:

locksandglasses:

I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is

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ridge:

where is the lie 

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epic-humor:

the longer you watch, the funnier it gets

epic-humor:

the longer you watch, the funnier it gets

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broccoliavenger:

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87daysbefore:

me: 

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you:

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Lemon is someone out  theres favorite.

thats the most uplifting thing ive read all day

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doctorwholia:

i wanna look like someone who can cut you but still bakes cookies in her spare time

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  • Question: you need to stop using that damn B) thing *takes your shades away* - Anonymous
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carryonmy-assbutt:

oknope:

pondifying:

reasons to be a mermaid

  • no periods
  • no pants

u forgot these:

  • perfect hair
  • free clam bra
  • u get to lure man

you forgot to at “To their deaths” at the end of the last bullet point 

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chuckiy:

this person was 1 second away from not having a 197 thousand note post

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infinite:

do you ever just all of a sudden feel really alone

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laugh-addict:

Friends:

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Best friends:

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this couldn’t have been more accurate

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